This post is part of "Laughter Lives! Tuesday" on the Riggs Family Blog. Check out their blog to read everyone else's "Laughter Lives!" posts.I'm sticking to the theme "Conversations with Rylee" mainly because this kid just cracks me up! Writing these things down will help me remember them because well... lets just say that my memory is not what it use to be!
Talking with Dad:
Rylee: Dad what's this: burp, burp?
Dad: You after Chinese food?
Rylee: NO DAD, it's a frog - you don't member this Dad?
Dad: I think you mean... ribbit, ribbit.
Rylee: OOOHHHH YEAH, ok thanks Dad!
Talking with Mom:
Rylee: Mama you es skinny!
Me: Oh THANKS Rylee, you are so sweet!
Rylee: Yeah, look all this skin Mom (makes gigantic circle with her arms while pointing to me). Dis is skinny, lots and lots of skinny!
Me: Don't you have homework to do?
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Rylee: Mom, you know dat place you live?
Me: Our house?
Rylee: (rolling eyes) NO, dat place Mama you live?
Me: Um, _______ (our street)
Rylee: (groaning) NO DA PLACE YOU LIVE!!!
Me: city? state?
Rylee: (groaning and rolling eyes) NO Mama - where YOU live! (as she draws a circle in the air)
Me: Ummm... Earth?
Rylee: YES, MAMA, yes EARTH - you don't know dats where you live?
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For some reason I found this completely hilarious! This sign was hanging on Hanna's bedroom door when I went upstairs to tuck the kids in last night:
Can you tell they have been bickering a lot lately?
Thanks for sharing, and giving me quite a few laughs! She sounds like an absolute treasure. :)
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ReplyDeleteKids say the greatest things, don't they? I am just glad that we now have blogs so that we can share their hilarious tidbits. :)
ReplyDelete-Francesca
That was too cute!!
ReplyDeleteAngie
This cracked me up! Kids are so funny. :)
ReplyDeleteSuper cute! My 7 yo son has a note on his door. I'm not sure if it says no babysisters or no babysitters...
ReplyDeleteLove these... this is too cute... and funny!! Thanks for the laugh!
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~Tabitha~
freshmommyblog.com
How in the world do you not know that you live on the earth? (I crack myself up some times.)
ReplyDeleteI love the "skinny" comment!
This morning I overheard the almost 5-year-old say to the almost 2-year-old, "That's not how you be a good friend." I don't even want to know what they were doing. Somehow these stories are much funnier when they're somebody else's kids! :D
ReplyDeleteAs a teacher I should write a book on what kids talk about. So cute. I just wanted to check up on my favorite Kung Fu Panda girls.
ReplyDeleteGood morning!
ReplyDeleteChecking in from sits. It's FRIDAY!!!! Yay!!!
Have a great weekend.
Zen Cupcake
Am now following your blog~!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh, your girls are so cute.
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